
TENDER
by Eleanor Tindall
directed by Emily Aboud
Bush Theatre, London – until 1 August 2026
running time: 90 minutes no interval
https://www.bushtheatre.co.uk/event/tender-2026/
Returning two years after its successful premiere run in the Bush’s Studio, Eleanor Tindall’s two-hander (now semi-recast) arrives on the main stage of this beloved West London venue, and seems very much at home there, even if it provokes more questions than it provides answers to. An intriguing mash-up of thriller, lesbian rom com and an existential, psychological gruesomeness that reads like a slightly less nihilistic Sarah Kane, Tender is a genuine original: messy (in all sorts of ways), slightly confusing, but also dynamic, imaginative and inescapably disturbing.
Two lonely young women find each other in a bustling, dehumanising capital city impervious to their existences. Ash (a luminous Francesca Amewudah-Rivers) just moved into her own flat, and is trying to launch herself into the lesbian social scene while being cyber-stalked by a seriously disturbed ex-boyfriend. Coffee shop barista Ivy (Nadi Kemp-Sayfi, making an artform out of neurosis), lives with her largely absent boyfriend, has a penchant for self harm and girl-on-girl porn, and is being similarly plagued by calls and messages from her needy, possibly unstable younger brother. Ash and Ivy connect over a shared lighter, and their road to romance, or at least the bedroom, is paved with misunderstandings, fudged overtures and copious amounts of white wine.
Tindall’s script isn’t satisfied with this being a simple coming-out love story with excess baggage though. Enjoyable and interesting as it undoubtedly is, Tender is over-stuffed with ideas. A back wall in a vibrant yellow hue redolent of the lilies Ash’s ex bombards her with, pulses and contracts like a living being, suggesting something urgent and threatening concealed behind; there’s an intimation of traumas past controlling us as we attempt to get on with present lives. Ivy, the kind of human who seems to have at least one less layer of skin than regular people, has a fixation with blood and bleeding, never fully explained but sometimes startlingly realised at key moments in Emily Aboud’s production. It could be a metaphor although Ash specifically refers to it at one point, and is possibly tied to the aborting of an unwanted baby that Ivy goes through.
She’s played by the beguiling, unsettling Kemp-Sayfi as a sort-of cross between a youthful Claudia Winkleman, and Emily Blunt at her most hilariously brittle, a ball of contradictions, hypersensitivities and hang-ups. Remarkably, despite her issues and her selfishness, Ivy never becomes tiresome, which I suspect may be as much due to Kemp-Sayfi’s skills as an actor as it is to the writing. Amewudah-Rivers, new to the cast, is every bit her equal. She conveys a life-enhancing sunniness in Ash but underpins it with a sense of isolation that is supremely affecting; it’s just really beautiful work.
Ellie Sherwood’s booming, jarring sound design and David Doyle’s moody lighting add to the general unease, as does Alys Whitehead’s strange, borderline ugly set, and Aboud directs with consummate focus and sensitivity. Tindall has an unerring ear for snappy, relatable dialogue that sounds like a rip-snortingly funny version of how young-ish modern urbanites talk to each other: sweary, choppy, full of dropped clangers and self-consciousness. It’s so authentic, and performed with such throwaway naturalism by Amewudah-Rivers and Kemp-Sayfi that it takes a couple of minutes to adjust ones listening, meaning a few lines get lost. The sexual chemistry between the actors (excellent intimacy work by Tommy Ross-Williams) is palpable and potent.
The angsty comedy is spliced with lengthy direct address speeches, some rooted in reality and some getting progressively stranger as this baggy yet compulsive play fires off in all directions. The plot hinges on a couple of coincidences that strain credulity, but the two actors are so persuasive it matters surprisingly little when you are watching. Ultimately, I’m not sure what the point of Tender is, or even if it really has one, but it’s a pretty exciting, edgy ninety minutes of theatre, sensationally well performed. I loved the quizzical, sour-sweet ending. Also, how often do you get to see something on stage where hilarity, revulsion and sex co-exist so successfully? I was mystified but I was overall enthralled.








